My Wife's Gotten Really Lazy, Or As

Oh Great, Socks. You Know I'm Dying For Your Sins Right? Yeah, But Thanks For The Socks! They'll Go Great With My Sandals. What Am I, German?

In Indiana, I Wasn't Anything Special. But In New York, I've Gone Out With Girls With Purple Hair Who Go Out With Me Because I'm Exotic!

It's So Obvious The Weather Channel Is Pro Hurricane. Fair And Balanced My Ass.

Weight Watchers Says Nothing Tastes Better Than Thin Feels. I Can Think Of A Thousand Things That Taste Better Than Thin Feels.

A Lot Of The Teachings Really Kind Of Keep Me Grounded.