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I Am More The Inspirational Type Of Speller. I Work On Hunches Rather Than Mere Facts, And The Result Is Sometimes Open To Criticism By Purists.

If There Is A Streak Of Ham Anywhere In An Actor, Shakespeare Will Bring It Out.

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