Even Nowadays A Man Can't Step Up

Sunday Morning May Be Cheery Enough, With Its Extra Cup Of Coffee And Litter Of Sunday Newspapers, But There Is Always Hanging Over It The Ominous Threat Of 3 P.m., When The Sun Gets Around To The Back Windows And Life Stops Dead In Its Tracks.

The Ideal Age For A Boy To Own A Dog Is Between Forty-five And Fifty.

If Only Those Old Walls Could Talk...how Boring They Would Be.

Most Of The Arguments To Which I Am Party Fall Somewhat Short Of Being Impressive, Owing To The Fact That Neither I Nor My Opponent Knows What We Are Talking About.

The Only Cure For A Real Hangover Is Death.