The Government Of The United States Is

There Have Been Many Presidents Of The United States And The Roll Will Be Indefinitely Extended. We Have Had A Number Of Brilliant Soldiers, But Only One Great General.

As For Food, Half Of My Friends Have Dug Their Graves With Their Teeth.

A Pessimist Is A Man Who Thinks All Women Are Bad. An Optimist Is A Man Who Hopes They Are.

If You Will Refrain From Telling Any Lies About The Republican Party, I'lll Promise Not To Tell The Truth About The Democrats.

The Walk Downstairs To The Breakfast Table Is Excercise Enough For Any Gentleman.