There Is No Word For Feeling Nostalgic

There Is Something About The Human Condition. I Don't Think Dogs Are Like "if Only I Was A Poodle Instead Of A Golden Retriever, I'd Be Totally Happy." Dogs Are Happy With Who They Are.

Internet Fame Is Like Regular Fame Only Without All The Annoying 'money' And 'power.'

I'm Trying To Teach My Children Not To Cry. That's The Big Thing. No Crying. Because I Think We Can All Agree That Crying Is, For The Most Part, For Sissies. If My Team Loses, I'm Going To Cry. And I'm Going To Want My Kids To See Me Crying. Not Because I Think Sports Are So Important, But Because I Bet So Much Money On The Game That We'll Probably Lose The House If My Team Doesn't Win. That's Something To Cry About.

Any Time I Am Involved In Something From Conception To Execution, That's Obviously A Lot More Personal, And I'm Going To Be More Invested In It Than Something Where I Just Show Up For A Couple Days, Shoot, And Leave.

Hosting A Show, Even A Talk Show Or A Game Show, There's So Much Business You Have To Conduct. There's So Much Guiding You Have To Do.