Whatever I Write I Publish. Because That's

I Don't Really Read Children's Books Or Deal With Children's Books, So I Don't Have Any Relationship With Them Other Than My Own.

I Take My Coffee Like I Take My Women... Strong... Black... And Proud.

I'm Very Introverted, So It Requires A Huge Effort For Me To Put On A Smile And Extend A Hand And Accept Compliments. I Would Much Rather Be Insulted Than Complimented Any Day.

I Don't Chase After Things, But I Put Forward The Effort And Know The Rest Of It Is Out Of My Hands.

I Don't Think I Was Awake For Much Of My Childhood. I Did A Lot Of Napping. This Might Have Been A Defensive Measure Against Encroaching Depression. Until About The Age Of Eleven Or Twelve, I Had Zero Interests Other Than Trying To Steal Gumballs From Supermarket Gumball Machines.