Whatever I Write I Publish. Because That's

As A Game-show Host, What I'm Thinking And What I'm Experiencing Doesn't Matter. My Opinion Doesn't Matter. So There's A Flattened Reality To It. It's Fun To Do. But It's Certainly Not Myself In Totality - Or Even Maybe A Little Bit.

Shuffling Really Isn't Something You Should Be Doing On Your Deathbed.

I'm Enough Of An Optimist And A Patriot To Believe That In U.s. You Have A Lot Of Opportunity And Can Do Pretty Much Anything You Want In Some Form. For Me, The Idea Of Failure Is Far Preferable To The Idea Of Regret.

I Never Really Understood What Was Expected Of Me As A Man, Or How I Was Supposed To Interact With Women, But Worse, With Other Guys. I Did Not Relate To Them.

Lordy, Lordy, Lordy Do I Love Money. It Is A Character Flaw, No Doubt, One That Springs From A Panicked Childhood In Which I Always Felt As If Our Family Was Only A Couple Missed Child Support Payments From Being Tossed Onto The Pitiless Streets Of Our Suburban New Jersey Town.