The French Probably Invented The Very Notion

I Never Had A Typewriter. I Never Had Any Machines.

I Love Being In Love. I Don't Think Anything Compares With It, Though I Consider It Very Disruptive.

You Know, Almost Everyone Is An Irritant To Me. I Think People Have Forgotten What The Word 'public' Means. 'public' Means You're Going To Be Irritated. It's A Natural Consequence Of Leaving One's Home. You Go Outside, And There Are People Who Are Irritating. I'll Be Standing On The Sidewalk, And Someone Berates Me For Smoking. I Look At The Person And Think, But What About Your Shoes? How Can You Wear Shoes Like That And Have The Confidence To Accost Someone Like Me?

Writers Have Problems Writing Sex Scenes, Because Writing One Really Well Is Pornography.

I'd Like To Decide Who Comes Here. I'd Like To Be The Admissions Director Of New York.