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The Four Building Blocks Of The Universe Are Fire, Water, Gravel And Vinyl.
-Dave Barry
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The Four Building Blocks Of The Universe
Dave Barry
The Four Building Blocks Of The Universe Are Fire, Water, Gravel And Vinyl.
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