The First Hundred Years Are The Hardest.

I've Known Countless People Who Were Reservoirs Of Learning, Yet Never Had A Thought.

The Amount Of Sleep Required By The Average Person Is Five Minutes More.

There Is Something About A Closet That Makes A Skeleton Terribly Restless.

If You Steal From One Author It's Plagiarism; If You Steal From Many It's Research.

To My Embarrassment I Was Born In Bed With A Lady.