The First Hundred Years Are The Hardest.

The Gent Who Wakes Up And Finds Himself A Success Hasn't Been Asleep.

There's Nothing So Comfortable As A Small Bankroll. A Big One Is Always In Danger.

It's Getting So People No Longer Count The Silverware When I Come To Dinner.

God Help Those Who Do Not Help Themselves.

I Know Of No Sentence That Can Induce Such Immediate And Brazen Lying As The One That Begins, 'have You Read - .'