The Finest Eloquence Is That Which Gets

One Day While Lloyd George Was Making A Political Speech Before A Big Crowd, A Heckler Yelled, "wait A Minute, Mr. George. Isn't It True Your Grandfather Used To Peddle Tinware Around Here In An Oxcart Hauled By A Donkey?" Lloyd George Replied, "i Digress Just A Moment And Thank The Gentlemen For Calling That To My Attention. It Is True, My Dear Old Grandfather Used To Peddle Tinware With An Old Cart And A Donkey. As A Matter Of Fact, After This Meeting Is Over, If My Friend Will Come With Me, I Will Show Him That Old Cart, But I Never Knew Until This Minute What Became Of The Ass."

Neville [chamberlain] Has A Retail Mind In A Wholesale Business.

The Nations Slithered Over The Brink Into The Boiling Cauldron Of War Without Any Trace Of Apprehension Or Dismay... The Nations Backed Their Machines Over The Precipice Not One Of Them Wanted War, Certainly Not On This Scale

Aristrocracy Is Like Cheese. The Older It Is The Higher It Becomes.

The World Is Becoming Like A Lunatic Asylum Run By Lunatics.