If You Listen To The Neverdo's, It's

One Day While Lloyd George Was Making A Political Speech Before A Big Crowd, A Heckler Yelled, "wait A Minute, Mr. George. Isn't It True Your Grandfather Used To Peddle Tinware Around Here In An Oxcart Hauled By A Donkey?" Lloyd George Replied, "i Digress Just A Moment And Thank The Gentlemen For Calling That To My Attention. It Is True, My Dear Old Grandfather Used To Peddle Tinware With An Old Cart And A Donkey. As A Matter Of Fact, After This Meeting Is Over, If My Friend Will Come With Me, I Will Show Him That Old Cart, But I Never Knew Until This Minute What Became Of The Ass."

Diplomats Were Invented Simply To Waste Time.

He Is Brilliant - To The Top Of His Boots.

Once Blood Is Shed In A National Quarrel Reason And Right Are Swept Aside By The Rage Of Angry Men.

Explain To Me Again The Difference Between Superstitious Beliefs Or Pagan Incantations, And Scientific Ones. Be Braver - You Cannot Cross A Chasm In Two Small Jumps.