If You Listen To The Neverdo's, It's

Explain To Me Again The Difference Between Superstitious Beliefs Or Pagan Incantations, And Scientific Ones. Be Braver - You Cannot Cross A Chasm In Two Small Jumps.

We Are Fighting Germany, Austria And Drink, And As Far As I Can See, The Greatest Of These Three Deadly Foes Is Drink.

Aristrocracy Is Like Cheese. The Older It Is The Higher It Becomes.

Independent Thinking Is Not Encouraged In A Professional Army. It Is A Form Of Mutiny. Obedience Is The Supreme Virtue.

A Body Of 500 Men Chosen At Random From Amongst The Unemployed.