What We're Always Looking For Is Weird

Well I Looked In My Moms Closet And Saw What I Was Getting For Christmas, An Ultravibe Pleasure 2000.

When Someone Goes, 'oh, This Group Is Really Pissed Off At What You Said,' There's Not A Piece Of My Body That Goes, 'sweet!' That Means I Did It Wrong. I'm Just Trying To Make People Laugh.

Living Is Having Ups And Downs And Sharing Them With Friends.

I Think That Parents Only Get So Offended By Television Because They Rely On It As A Babysitter And The Sole Educator Of Their Kids.

When You're Superhot, You Don't Have The Time To Enjoy Being Superhot, Because You're Working Your Ass Off. By The Time We Will Actually Have Time To Really Go Out And Screw Around, We Won't Be Hot Anymore.