I Would Let My Kids Watch This

Saying Goodbye Doesn't Mean Anything. It's The Time We Spent Together That Matters, Not How We Left It.

I Can Feel Myself Dying Inside.

You Don't Need Missionaries In Colorado; You Got Colorado.

I Try Not To Tune In To Politics Until It's Two Or Three Months Before The Election. Till Then, It's Like Watching Preseason Football.

We're The Guys Who, If Someone Says You Really Shouldn't Do An Episode Making Fun Of Scientologists, We Say, 'whatever.' Someone Says, 'they Might Come Try To Burn Your House Down,' We Say, 'we'll Just Get Another One.'