I Would Let My Kids Watch This

When Someone Goes, 'oh, This Group Is Really Pissed Off At What You Said,' There's Not A Piece Of My Body That Goes, 'sweet!' That Means I Did It Wrong. I'm Just Trying To Make People Laugh.

The Story Of Jesus Makes No Sense To Me. God Sent His Only Son. Why Could God Only Have One Son And Why Would He Have To Die? It's Just Bad Writing, Really. And It's Really Terrible In About The Second Act.

My Favorite Musical? I Don't. It Changes All The Time. I'm Just A Diehard, I'm Totally Old School, Like I'll Sit And Watch, If They Are Re-doing Oklahoma In New York, I Will Be The First One There.

We Find Just As Many Things To Rip On The Left As We Do On The Right. People On The Far-left And The Far-right Are The Same Exact Person To Us.

I Find Mormons Adorable. I Love Disneyland And Old Musicals, And, To Me, Mormonism Fits Right In With All Of That.