I Would Let My Kids Watch This

We're The Guys Who, If Someone Says You Really Shouldn't Do An Episode Making Fun Of Scientologists, We Say, 'whatever.' Someone Says, 'they Might Come Try To Burn Your House Down,' We Say, 'we'll Just Get Another One.'

When I Was In Sixth Grade There Was A Talent Show, And I Wrote My First Sketch, 'the Dentist.' I Played The Dentist, And I Had My Friend Play A Patient. It Was Sort Of What Can Go Wrong At The Dentist, And I Just Remember I Had Lots Of Fake Blood And Everything.

I Grew Up With The Religion Of 'star Wars,' Frankly. That's When I Realized There Is Something Bigger Out There... And It's Called The Force.

I Love Life... Well Yeah, And I'm Sad, But At The Same Time I'm Really Happy That Something Could Make Me Feel That Sad. It's Like, It Makes Me Feel Alive, You Know? It Makes Me Feel Human. And The Only Way I Could Feel This Sad Now Is If I Felt Somethin' Really Good Before. So I Have To Take The Bad With The Good, So I Guess What I'm Feelin' Is Like A, Beautiful Sadness.

I Would Never Kill Somebody, Unless They Pissed Me Off.