The English Have No Soul; They Have

To Have Created A Welfare State Was A Great Achievement; But We Must Go On To Create A Welfare Planet.

When People Say England, They Sometimes Mean Great Britain, Sometimes The United Kingdom, Sometimes The British Isles, - But Never England.

Jokes Are Better Than War. Even The Most Aggressive Jokes Are Better Than The Least Aggressive Wars. Even The Longest Jokes Are Better Than The Shortest Wars.

You Can Keep A Dog: But It Is The Cat Who Keeps People, Because Cats Find Humans Useful Domestic Animals.

I Have Often Thought That The Aim Of Port Is To Give You A Good And Durable Hangover, So That During The Next Day You Should Be Reminded Of The Splendid Occasion The Night Before.