The Man Who Is Not Afraid Of

In England It Is Bad Manners To Be Clever, To Assert Something Confidently. It May Be Your Own Personal View That Two And Two Make Four, But You Must Not State It In A Self-assured Way, Because This Is A Democratic Country And Others May Be Of A Different Opinion.

The British Are Brave People. They Can Face Anything, Except Reality.

English Humor Resembles The Loch Ness Monster In That Both Are Famous But There Is A Strong Suspicion That Neither Exists.

An Englishman, Even If He Is Alone, Forms An Orderly Queue Of One.

Israelis Keep Teaching You Your Own Business. God Knows Everything But The Israelis Know Everything Better.