The Man Who Is Not Afraid Of

English Humor Resembles The Loch Ness Monster In That Both Are Famous But There Is A Strong Suspicion That Neither Exists.

It Was Decided Almost Two Hundred Years Ago That English Should Be The Language Spoken In The United States. It Is Not Known, However, Why This Decision Has Not Been Carried Out.

Foreigners Have Souls; The English Haven't.

Television Is Of Great Educational Value. It Teaches You While Still Young How To (a) Kill, (b) Rob, (c) Embezzle, (d) Shoot, (e) Poison, And, Generally Speaking, (f) How To Grow Up Into A Wild West Outlaw Or Gangster By The Time You Leave School.

To Be Extravagant You Need Money. True. But You Do Not Need Your Own Money.