The Endless Bonking Was Exhausting Me.

Jennifer Aniston Is Cute, But I Wouldn't Call Her Beautiful. I Think That Is Why Cheryl Cole Is So Popular, Because She Is Just So Pretty And The Public Are Starved Of Gorgeous People. When I Was Young, Everybody On Screen Was Gorgeous.

Most Ankle Strap Shoes Are Seriously Unattractive, Cutting The Line Of The Leg As Well As Cutting Off The Circulation! Try Dancing In Them - Your Feet Will Look Like A Pair Of Overdone Hotdogs Afterwards.

I Have A Lot Of Male Friends.

Every Time An Article Is Written About Me Or Any Of My Contemporaries Who's Had The Fortune And Discipline To Look Good At A Certain Age, I Am Struck By The Tone Of Astonishment, And The Certainty That Something Is Being Done Secretively To Beat The Devil.

I've Made No Secret Of The Fact That I Often Wear Wigs And Have In Fact Launched My Own Dynasty Range, Named After Various Characters. I Find This Saves A Ton Of Time - As Well As My Own Hair.