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According To My Sister Jackie, Most Men Stray. And Sex Doesn't Mean Anything To Most Men. But I Wouldn't Date A Man Who Slept Around. Absolutely Not, I've Divorced People For That

And The Truth Is I've Always Taken Very Good Care Of My Skin, And Always, Always Worn Make-up.

I've Always Maintained That There Is A Very Fine Line Between A Daring, Sexy Older Woman And Mutton Dressed As Lamb.

We Live In A Quick-fix Society Where We Need Instant Gratification For Everything. Too Fat? Get Lipo-sucked. Stringy Hair? Glue On Extensions. Wrinkles And Lines? Head To The Beauty Shop For A Pot Of The Latest Miracle Skin Stuff. It's All A Beautiful £1 Billion Con Foisted Upon Insecure Women By Canny Cosmetic Conglomerates.

No, That's What I Think God Does To You. He Gives You Some Great Gig In Which You Make A Whole Heap Of Money, And You're Just On Top Of The World And On Every Magazine Cover, But Your Personal Life Is Miserable. And For Most Of That Time, I Have To Say, My Personal Life Was Pretty Miserable.