I Think It Has Something To Do

The Cosmetics Industry Has Much To Answer For. It's A Multi-million- Pound Confidence Trick Based On Giving Women Endless Hope, Courtesy Of Overpriced Little Pots.

However Much Some Journalists May Criticize Me, I Know That I Look, Feel, And Behave Several Decades Younger Than My Actual Age, And Much Of That Is Because I Believe You Are What You Think You Are. This Is Called Positive Affirmation, And It's A Really Strong Tool.

The Endless Bonking Was Exhausting Me.

My Grandmother Spoiled My Father Rotten And He Grew Up Expecting Women To Do Whatever He Wanted. When He Married My Beautiful Mother, Elsa, He Expected Her To Give Up Her Career As A Champion Ballroom Dancer And Become A Good Wife And Mother, Which She Dutifully Did.

Yes, I Love Playing Cartoony Characters. Been Known For That.