Borrowing Has A Bad Name, But You

Etiquette Means Behaving Yourself A Little Better Than Is Absolutely Essential.

The Hippopotamus Looks Monogamous- He Looks As If He Would Have To Be.

I Am Billed As A Humorist, But Of Course I Am A Tragedian At Heart.

Most People, It Seems, Think That Robinson Crusoe When He Landed On His Island Had Nothing To Keep Him From Starvation Or Anything Else. As A Matter Of Fact He Had Twelve Raft Loads Of Supplies That He Took Off The Wrecked Ship. He Had As Much Food And Furniture As If He Had Had A Delicatessen Store And Fifth Avenue Outside His Hut.

My Philosophy Of Life Can Be Summed Up In Four Words: It Can't Be Helped.