The Dutchman Sails As Its Captain Commands!

I Got Hate Letters From Girls All Over America Because I Wouldn't Go To The Prom With Them.

Over The Last Couple Of Years I Have Gotten An Average Of 2,000 Letters A Week From Fans.

You Know I Used To Be A Heartthrob, And Now I'm A Coronary.

The Thing Is, The Reader Doesn't Want To Hear About Bad Times.

During The Summer, Screen Gems Launched The New Monkees, Which Miserably Failed I Understand. I Never Saw It.