The Dutchman Sails As Its Captain Commands!

I Like Tall Girls Because I Like Someone To Look Up To.

The Monkees Are Like The Mafia. You're In For Life. Nobody Gets Out.

I Don't Need Any More Awards.

Now, Let's See How You Fare Against The Flying Dutchman And Her Vile Captain, Davy Jones!

Over The Last Couple Of Years I Have Gotten An Average Of 2,000 Letters A Week From Fans.