The Dutchman Sails As Its Captain Commands!

Did You Forget? I'm A Heartless Wretch!

Over The Last Couple Of Years I Have Gotten An Average Of 2,000 Letters A Week From Fans.

Well, I Have My Immortal Soul. At Least, I'm Pretty Sure I Didn't Misplace It Somewhere Along The Way.

My Wife Says When I Go Out To The Refrigerator, I Do Three Minutes (entertaining) When The Light Goes On!

The Thing Is, The Reader Doesn't Want To Hear About Bad Times.