The Course Is Playing The Players Instead

I Never Played A Perfect 18 Holes. There Is No Such Thing. I Expect To Make At Least Seven Mistakes A Round. Therefore, When I Make A Bad Shot, I Don't Worry About It. It Is Just One Of The Seven.

Here Eddie, Hold The Flag While I Putt Out.

Why Waste Good Shots In Practice When You Might Need Them In A Match?

Every Golfer Can Expect To Have Four Bad Shots In A Round And When You Do, Just Put Them Out Of Your Mind. This, Of Course Is Hard To Do When You've Had Them And You're Not Even Off The First Tee.

You're Only Here For A Short Visit. Don't Hurry, Don't Worry. And Be Sure To Smell The Flowers Along The Way.