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Every Golfer Can Expect To Have Four Bad Shots In A Round And When You Do, Just Put Them Out Of Your Mind. This, Of Course Is Hard To Do When You've Had Them And You're Not Even Off The First Tee.

He May Have Gone To Bed Three Hours Ago, But He Knows Who He Is Playing. You Can Rest Assured That He Hasn't Slept A Wink.

Don't Forget To Stop And Smell The Roses.

What A Shame To Waste Those Great Shots On The Practice Tee.

I Would Rather Be Of Clear Mind And Decision With The Wrong Club Than With An Unclear Mind And The Right Club.