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I Don't Want To Be A Millionaire; Just Live Like One.

That's The Easiest 69 I Ever Made.

Hurry Up Gene, I Got A Date Tonight.

Every Golfer Can Expect To Have Four Bad Shots In A Round And When You Do, Just Put Them Out Of Your Mind. This, Of Course Is Hard To Do When You've Had Them And You're Not Even Off The First Tee.

He May Have Gone To Bed Three Hours Ago, But He Knows Who He Is Playing. You Can Rest Assured That He Hasn't Slept A Wink.