The Comedian Sticks As Religiously To Her

I Look Like Julian Clary On Steroids.

When You Have Children Your House Smells Very Unpleasant All The Time.

The Way To A Man's Heart Is Through His Hanky Pocket With A Breadknife.

If You Want To Get A Pet For Your Child, I Suggest A Chicken So That When They Get Bored Of It After A Couple Of Days At Least You Can Have A Nice Roast Dinner.

I Don't Like Doing Stand-up, Because I Don't Like Standing Up.