The Comedian Sticks As Religiously To Her

My Doctor Told Me I Should Get Out Of Breath Three Times A Week, So I Took Up Smoking.

My Preference Is Swimming In The Sea. I Find The Sea Is More Liberating, Wild And Good Fun Rather Than Plodding Up And Down A Pool.

I Buy Smoked Mackerel In A Vain Attempt At Being Healthy. I Do Actually Really Like It, And You Don't Have To Cook It, Which Is Handy.

I Wouldn't Say I Was Organised At All. I Just Have To Prioritise. Is It More Important For Them To Be Organised, Or To Have Their Dinner, Do You Know What I Mean?

I Made A Supreme Effort Not To Do That Thing That Parents Do, Which Is To Bore People Without Children To Death By Going On And On About How Funny Their Children Are, So There's None Of That Hopefully.