No One I Know Is Actually So

I Think My Comedy, The Put-downs I Do To Hecklers, Are The Accumulated Bitterness Of Years Of People Feeling That It's Perfectly Acceptable To Make A Comment On Your Appearance When They Don't Even Know You.

It's Very Difficult To Learn Not To Take Nasty Heckles Personally.

My Doctor Told Me I Should Get Out Of Breath Three Times A Week, So I Took Up Smoking.

The Thing I Thought About Doing It Was It's Comic Relief And You've Got To Be Funny. So Although I Did Try To Sing Properly It Obviously Has Hilarious Results When You Can't Sing.

I Am A Hip-hop Artist, As You Probably Know. My Hip-hop Name Is Big Smalls.