When You Have Children Your House Smells

I've Never, Ever Had People Being Aggressive To Me In Public Or Abusing Me, And Actually Quite A Lot Of Men Do Say To Me, 'you're Quite Good' - Though They Can't Bear To Go, 'you're Great.'

What Could Be Funnier Than A Fat Person Trying To Run A Marathon?

So, I Kind Of Rather Was Hoping That People Thought It Would Have A Nice Mixture Of Different Topics And It Also Takes In The Fact That I've Had Two Children Recently.

I Went On The Pill When I Was 16, Put On Four Stone... So That Proved To Be A Very Effective Contraceptive.

No One I Know Is Actually So Rude As To Tell Me I've Become Duller Since Having Children. But I'm Sure They Think It.