When You Have Children Your House Smells

One Of The Guys That Used To Run It - For Some Reason I've No Idea Why He Used To Call Me The Sea Monster And I Was Just Looking Around For A Name And Thought That'll Do. That Lasted For A Couple Of Years Probably.

I Think Actors Go Along A Continuum From Simon Callow Down To Kind Of Ross Kemp, And I Like To Think Of Myself As The Ross Kemp Of Comedy. He's Very Good In 'east Enders' Because He Plays A Version Of Himself. I Think I Can Play A Version Of Myself - That's About All I Can Do.

They Say Revenge Is A Dish Best Eaten Cold, But For Most People, By The Time It's Ready To Eat, They Just Don't Fancy It Any More.

I've Never Been A Fan Of Euphemism.

There's Lots Of Different Feminist Groups. It's Not As Straightforward As Just Looking Like A Plumber.