The Coke Made Me Incredibly Horny.

Some People Think That Words Can Injure The Psyche Or The Moral Fiber. And They Really Can't.

The Worst Thing About E-mail Is That You Can’t Interrupt The Other Person. You Have To Read The Whole Thing And Then E-mail Them Back, Pointing Out All Their Mistakes And Faulty Assumptions. It’s Frustrating And It’s Time-consuming. God Bless Phone Calls.

I Believe Myself To Be A Worthwhile And Inventive Performer In My Own Right. [and] I Want To Be Known For What I Do Best.

What Year Did Jesus Think It Was?

Never Forget That Hitler Was A Catholic.