The Coke Made Me Incredibly Horny.

Some National Parks Have Long Waiting Lists For Camping Reservations. When You Have To Wait A Year To Sleep Next To A Tree, Something Is Wrong.

I Think Of Shock As Kind Of An Uptown Form Of Surprise. Comedy Is Filled With Surprise, So When I Cross A Line... I Like To Find Out Where The Line Might Be And Then Cross It Deliberately, And Then Make The Audience Happy About Crossing The Line With Me.

When Will All The Rhetorical Questions End?

A Good Motto To Live By: "always Try Not To Get Killed.

People Say Life Begins At Conception, I Say Life Began About A Billion Years Ago And It's A Continuous Process.