The Coke Made Me Incredibly Horny.

Sex Criminals. Completely Incurable... I Suppose You Could Outlaw Religion And These Sex Crimes Would Disappear In A Generation Or Two, But We Don't Have Time For Rational Solutions.

If The #2 Pencil Is The Most Popular, Why Is It Still #2?

The God Excuse, The Last Refuge Of A Man With No Answers And No Argument.

Without The Laughs, The Audience Wouldn't Be There At All, So In That Sense, Yes, I Am A Comedian.

When I Was A Kid, If A Guy Got Killed In A Western Movie I Always Wondered Who Got His Horse.