As A Matter Of Principle, I Never

Atheism Is A Non-prophet Organization.

If God Created Everything, He's Got A Serious Quality Control Problem.

Every Day I Break My Own Personal Record For Number Of Days I Have Been Alive.

There Will Be A Rain Dance Friday Night, Weather Permitting!

So I Say, “live And Let Live.” That’s My Motto. “live And Let Live.” And Anyone Who Can’t Go Along With That, Take Him Outside And Shoot The Motherfucker. It’s A Simple Philosophy, But It’s Always Worked In Our Family.