Husband: A Man Who Buys His Football

I Know I Want To Have Children While My Parents Are Still Young Enough To Take Care Of Them.

I Had Teeth That Stuck Out So Far, I Used To Eat Other Kids' Candy Bars By Accident.

I Wonder If Other Dogs Think Poodles Are Members Of A Weird Religious Cult.

I Work For Myself, Which Is Fun. Except When I Call In Sick, I Know I'm Lying.

Buying Something On Sale Is A Very Special Feeling. In Fact, The Less I Pay For Something, The More It Is Worth To Me. I Have A Dress That I Paid So Little For That I Am Afraid To Wear It. I Could Spill Something On It, And Then How Would I Replace It For That Amount Of Money?