The Clock Doesn't Matter In Baseball. Time

Philosophically, I Don't Like Doing Commercials.

All American Cars Are Basically Chevrolets.

San Francisco Isn't What It Used To Be, And It Never Was.

Satire Of Satire Tends To Be Self-canceling, And Deliberate Shock Tactics Soon Lose Their Ability To Shock, Especially When They're Too Deliberate.

A Good Column Is One That Sells Paper. It Doesn't Matter How Beautifully It Is Written And How Much You Admire The Author... If It Doesn't Sell Any Papers, It's Not A Good Column. It's A Terrible Yardstick To Use, But In The Newspaper Business, That's The Whole Thing.