I Have A Memory Like An Elephant.

The Trouble With Born-again Christians Is That They Are An Even Bigger Pain The Second Time Around.

I Have A Memory Like An Elephant. I Remember Every Elephant I've Ever Met.

A Good Column Is One That Sells Paper. It Doesn't Matter How Beautifully It Is Written And How Much You Admire The Author... If It Doesn't Sell Any Papers, It's Not A Good Column. It's A Terrible Yardstick To Use, But In The Newspaper Business, That's The Whole Thing.

We Are Reorganizing In Order To Eliminate Duplication And Redundancy.

The Precise Location Of Heaven On Earth Has Never Been Established But It May Very Well Be Right Here