The Chief Obstacle To The Progress Of

The Chief Obstacle To The Progress Of The Human Race Is The Human Race.

Persian Pussy From Over The Sea Demure And Lazy And Smug And Fat None Of Your Ribbons And Bells For Me Ours Is The Zest Of The Alley Cat

An Old Stomach Reforms More Whiskey Drinkers Than A New Resolve.

Happiness Is The Interval Between Periods Of Unhappiness.

Life's Too Damn Funny For Me To Explain.