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You Want To Know Whether I Believe In Ghosts? Of Course I Do Not Believe In Them. If You Had Known As Many Of Them As I Have, You Would Not Believe In Them Either.

Middle Age Is The Time When A Man Is Always Thinking That In A Week Or Two He Will Feel As Good As Ever.

Most Of The People Living In New York Have Come Here From The Far To Try To Make Enough Money To Go Back To The Farm

Personally My Ambition Is To Get My Time As A Cockroach Shortened For Good Behavior And Be Promoted To A Revenue Officer It Is Not Much Of A Step Up But I Am Humble

There Is Always A Comforting Thought In Time Of Trouble When It Is Not Our Trouble.