The Chief Excitement In A Woman's Life

For Repeating Themselves From The First Kiss To The Last Sigh, The Average Man's Love Affairs Have History Blushing With Envy.

When You See What Some Women Marry, You Realize How They Must Hate To Work For A Living.

A Bachelor Never Quite Gets Over The Idea That He Is A Thing Of Beauty And A Boy Forever.

Before Marriage, A Man Will Lie Awake Thinking About Something You Said; After Marriage , He'll Fall Asleep Before You Finish Saying It.

The Honeymoon Is Not Actually Over Until We Cease To Stifle Our Sighs And Begin To Stifle Our Yawns.