The Chief Excitement In A Woman's Life

A Wise Woman Puts A Grain Of Sugar Into Everything She Says To A Man, And Takes A Grain Of Salt With Everything He Says To Her.

What A Man Calls His 'conscience' Is Merely The Mental Action That Follows A Sentimental Reaction After Too Much Wine Or Love.

Love Is A Matter Of Give And Take -- Marriage, A Matter Of Misgive And Mistake.

A Man Never Knows How To Say Goodbye; A Woman Never Knows When To Say It.

A Bride At Her Second Marriage Does Not Wear A Veil. She Wants To See What She Is Getting.