The Characters That I Have On Twitter

As A Game-show Host, What I'm Thinking And What I'm Experiencing Doesn't Matter. My Opinion Doesn't Matter. So There's A Flattened Reality To It. It's Fun To Do. But It's Certainly Not Myself In Totality - Or Even Maybe A Little Bit.

With Stand-up, You Can Be As Freeform As You Want To Be. You Can Say What You Want, How You Want, At Any Moment Without Constraint.

I'm Very Introverted, So It Requires A Huge Effort For Me To Put On A Smile And Extend A Hand And Accept Compliments. I Would Much Rather Be Insulted Than Complimented Any Day.

I Loved Dungeons & Dragons. Actually, Not So Much The Actual Playing As The Creation Of Characters And The Opportunity To Roll Twenty-sided Dice. I Loved Those Pouches Of Dice Dungeon Masters Would Trundle Around, Loved Choosing What I Was Going To Be: Warrior, Wizard, Dwarf, Thief.

I Don't Watch That Much Comedy. I Think It's Professional Jealousy. That And A Lack Of Support For My Community.