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You Can't Write A Children's Book That Takes More Than Five Or Six Minutes To Read, Because It Will Drive The Parents Batty. It Has To Be Compact. Nobody Thinks About The Parents When They Write These Stupid Books. I Could Write Longer Children's Books, But It Would Actually Be Bad If I Did.

Any Time I Am Involved In Something From Conception To Execution, That's Obviously A Lot More Personal, And I'm Going To Be More Invested In It Than Something Where I Just Show Up For A Couple Days, Shoot, And Leave.

By The End Of The Time I'm Writing A Book, I'm Tearing My Hair Out And I Want To Go Do Stand-up. And Then I Want To Do Something Else. I Don't Know Why It Is True With Me That I Can't Just Be Satisfied Doing The One Thing, But I'm Constantly Flitting From One Thing To Another.

It's Such A Deliberate Thing To Sit Down And Write A Tweet. You're Putting Yourself Out There In A Very Deliberate Way, And Over However Many Tweets, You Start To Create A Character For Yourself.

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