The Cave-dweller's Wife Complained That He Hadn't

Reality Is For People Who Can't Face Drugs.

Don't Believe In Miracles - Depend On Them.

The Reason Crime Doesn't Pay Is That When It Does, It Is Called A More Respectable Name.

If A Cluttered Desk Is The Sign Of A Cluttered Mind, What Is The Significance Of A Clean Desk?

It's Strange That Men Should Take Up Crime When There Are So Many Legal Ways To Be Dishonest.