The British Like Any Kind Of Music

The Sound Of A Harpsichord - Two Skeletons Copulating On A Tin Roof In A Thunderstorm.

There Are No Woman Composers, Never Have Been And Possibly Never Will Be.

The English May Not Like Music, But They Absolutely Love The Noise It Makes.

The British Like Any Kind Of Music So Long As It Is Loud.

Great Music Is That Which Penetrates The Ear With Facility And Leaves The Memory With Difficulty. Magical Music Never Leaves The Memory.