The Brighter You Are, The More You

Methods Of Locomotion Have Improved Greatly In Recent Years, But Places To Go Remain About The Same.

Be Kind To Dumb People.

Intellectuals Should Never Marry; They Won't Enjoy It; And Besides, They Should Not Reproduce Themselves.

There's One Thing About Baldness, It's Neat.

Don't Ever Slam A Door, You Might Want To Go Back.