The Bowl Games Are Only Supposed To

I'm Not Trying To Win A Popularity Poll. I'm Trying To Win Football Games.

There's Nothing In This World That Comes Easy. There Are A Lot Of People Who Aren't Going To Bother To Win. We Learn In Football To Get Up And Go Once More.

Perfect Preparation Prevents Piss-poor Performance.

The Minute I Think I'm Getting Mellow, I'm Retiring. Who Ever Heard Of A Mellow Winner?

Statistics Always Remind Me Of Fellow Who Drowned In A River Where The Average Depth Was Only Three Feet.