Perfect Preparation Prevents Piss-poor Performance.

The Only Meaningful Statistic Is Number Of Games Won.

We Do Not Pull In And Fill Up. And I'll Tell You Why We Don't. It's Because I Don't Buy One Goddamn Drop Of Gas In The State Of Michigan. We'll Coast And Push This Goddamn Car To The Ohio Line Before I Give This State A Nickel Of My Money.

It's Never An Upset If The So-called Underdog Has All Along Considered Itself The Better Team.

The Minute I Think I'm Getting Mellow, I'm Retiring. Who Ever Heard Of A Mellow Winner?

They May Outsmart Me, Or Be Luckier, But They Can't Outwork Me.