I Never Saw A Football Player Make

You Don't Get Hurt Running Straight Ahead...three-yards-and-a-cloud-of-dust Offense. I Will Pound You And Pound You Until You Quit.

I Don't Like Nice People. I Like Tough, Honest People.

When I Look In The Mirror In The Morning, I Want To Take A Swing At Me.

When You're Winning - You Don't Need Any Friends. When You're Losing - You Don't Have Any Friends Anyway.

Football Is, After All, A Wonderful Way To Get Rid Of Your Aggressions Without Going To Jail For It.