The Biggest Fish He Ever Caught Were

Father Calls Me William, Sister Calls Me Will, Mother Calls Me Willie, But The Fellows Call Me Bill!.

What Smells So? Has Somebody Been Burning A Rag, Or Is There A Dead Mule In The Back Yard? No, The Man Is Smoking A Five-cent Cigar.

Some Statesmen Go To Congress And Some Go To Jail. It Is The Same Thing, After All.

Mr. Clarke Played The King All Evening As Though Under Constant Fear That Someone Else Was About To Play The Ace.

Books Do Actually Consume Air And Exhale Perfumes.