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Blogging Is Like Work, But Without Coworkers Thwarting You At Every Turn.

Good Advertising Can Make People Buy Your Product Even If It Sucks ... A Dollar Spent On Brainwashing Is More Cost-effective Than A Dollar Spent On Product Improvement.

The Best Any Human Can Do Is To Pick A Delusion That Helps Him Get Through The Day

Obviously There's Not Much Options When You're A Cartoonist - You Pretty Much Either Work At Home Or Rent An Office I Guess, And Working At Home Just Seems Easier.

The Greenest Home Is The One You Don't Build. If You Really Want To Save The Earth, Move In With Another Family And Share A House That's Already Built. Better Yet, Live In The Forest And Eat Whatever The Squirrels Don't Want.