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In Case The Rest Of You Missed It, The Inspirational Speech Was: 'if You Work Hard, You Can Achieve Great Things. And Then You Die'.

I Discovered What I Call The Bill Gates Effect. That Is, The More Successful You Are, The Uglier You Get.

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Dance Like It Hurts. Love Like You Need Money. Work When People Are Watching. -- Dogbert's Motto

As You Know, The Best Way To Solve A Problem Is To Identify The Core Belief That Causes The Problem; Then Mock That Belief Until The People Who Hold It Insist That You Heard Them Wrong.