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Dance Like It Hurts. Love Like You Need Money. Work When People Are Watching. -- Dogbert's Motto

The First Time You See Something That You Have Never Seen Before, You Almost Always Know Right Away If You Should Eat It Or Run Away From It.

The Best You Can Hope For In This Life Is That Your Delusions Are Benign And Your Compulsions Have Utility.

Always Remember That As Long As Other People Are Gullible, There's No Limit To What You Can Achieve.

If You Think It's Easy To Write Jokes About Fried Calamari, You've Probably Never Tried.