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I Can't Memorize Names And Shake Hands At The Same Time.

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I Calculated The Total Time That Humans Have Waited For Web Pages To Load. It Cancels Out All The Productivity Gains Of The Information Age. Sometimes I Think The Web Is A Big Plot To Keep People Like Me Away From Normal Society.

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The Most Ineffective Workers Are Systematically Moved To The Place Where They Can Do The Least Damage: Management.