Of Course I Don't Look Busy, I

When Life Gives You Lemons... Choke On Them And Die... You Stupid Lemon Eater.

Most Success Springs From An Obstacle Or Failure.

Life Is Half Delicious Yogurt, Half Crap, And Your Job Is To Keep The Plastic Spoon In The Yogurt.

We Expect Others To Act Rationally Even Though We Are Irrational.

Lately, The Only Thing Keeping Me From Being A Serial Killer Is My Distaste For Manual Labor.