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Oh Sure, I Have A Few Black People In My Family Tree. They're Probably Still Hanging There.

My Tears Cure Cancer Too, It's Just That I Laugh At Cancer Patients.

At This Point I Feel Like I Could Go Out And Accomplish Anything. I'd Just Love To See Will Smith's Face If He Found Out I, Z-braff, Have The Number One Rap Album In The Country. That'd Show That No-talent Uncle Tom.

I Went To Film School And Wanted To Learn Everything There Was About Making Movies.

When You're The Director And The Writer, You Never Have To Remember Your Lines, And There's No One To Call You On It. On Garden State I Did Different Lines On Every Take, Just Making Crap Up. And It Was Great Each Time.