I've Always Wanted To Have Kids Of

I'm Not An Hour Late. You Guys Were Just An Hour Early.

You Want To Know The Secret Of My Success? Let Me Tell You About Eugenics.

What Else Could I Tell Them? I Like My Women Like I Like My Whiskey: 12 Years Old And Mixed Up With Coke.

I Actually Did Ponder Doing The Brad Pitt/angelina Jolie Thing And Get A Kid From Ethiopia. But You Know, I Already Have An Ashtray.

Well, I'm Not Saying That America Is A Bad Place Or Anything. I Just Think 9/11 Needed To Happen Sooner Or Later.