I've Always Wanted To Have Kids Of

Maybe That's All That Family Really Is, A Group Of People Who All Miss The Same Imaginary Place.

Every Single Person Wants To Do It, Don't Hate Me Because I Had The Guts To Follow My Heart!

A Lot Of People Say Colonialism Was 'evil' Or Whatever, But What Have They Really Done With Africa Since We Gave It Back To Them? I Don't Think It Should Be Considered 'racist' To Admit Maybe Ending Apartheid Did More Harm Than Good In South Africa.

The Greatest Charity You Can Contribute To Is Yourself. Instead Of Spending A Dollar To Help Feed Hungry Children, Why Not Spend That Dollar On Hair Gel So You Can Get The Perfect Cowlick?

It Raises Several Serious Questions. For Example, How Can There Possibly Be More Than One Person As Awesome As Me?