A Car Alarm Is A Way For

I Bought A Cactus. A Week Later It Died. And I Got Depressed, Because I Thought, Damn. I Am Less Nurturing Than A Desert.

Suicide Is The #1 Killer Of A Person Who Is In A Boat And Happens To Be Passing Under A Bridge At The Wrong Time.

I Just Know Keeping Track Of What I'm Doing And Where I'm Going Is Important To Me.

And Of Course I Didn't Make Any Money From Stand Up For Years, So I Had Temp Jobs. That Was The Way I Made Money.

I Was A Good Student When I Was A Kid, And I Did Everything I Was Supposed To Do, And I Got A's.