A Car Alarm Is A Way For

I Like People, For A Little While.

I Wanna Buy A Bunch Of Hermit Crabs And Make Them Live Together.

It Seems That Two Of The Most Basic Forms Of Comedy Are Jokes And Stories. And, Of Course, They Are Not Mutually Exclusive.

Artistically, I Find Jokes Really Satisfying Aesthetically, Because There's Something Great About Getting An Idea Down To A Sentence Or Two.

Batteries Are The Most Dramatic Object. Other Things Stop Working Or They Break, But Batteries... They Die.