The Best Timed Joke Or The Best

I Don't Rehearse On Either Of My Shows, 'family Feud' Or My Talk Show. I Never Rehearse With The Guests. I Don't Want To Have Any Preconceived Thoughts, Notions, Because That Kills My Creativity As A Host And As A Stand Up.

Men And Women Really Do Want The Same Things. We Just Need Each Other To Bring It Out. That's Really The Truth Of The Matter.

I Tell My Boys Not To Play Rough With Their Younger Sister. I Try To Teach Them What I Know Already: You're Never Going To Win An Argument With A Girl, So Just Let Her Have What She Wants!

Boys Shack, Men Build Homes

There Many Guys Out There Who Are Actually Fishing For A Woman Whom They Are Planning On Keeping. But There Are Guys Out There Who Are Just Sports Fishing - Catching Them And Then Throwing Them Back Into The Ocean.