Ask Any Guy If Sex Is Important

We Men Are Very Simple People: If We Like What We See, We’re Coming Over There. If We Don’t Want Anything From You, We’re Not Coming Over There. Period. Please Highlight This Part Right Here So You Can Always Remind Yourself The Next Time A Man Steps To You: A Man Always Wants Something. Always. And When It Comes To Women, That Plan Is Always To Find Out Two Things: (1) If You’re Willing To Sleep With Him, And (2) If You Are, How Much It Will Cost To Get You To Sleep With Him.

You Can Tell Me Anything You Want To About Investment, But You Can't Move No Money Of Mine, So I Know Where All Of Mine Is. Now, If We Ain't Got A Lot, It's Our Fault.

In Order To Overcome Fear, Your Dream Must Become Bigger Than Fear.

My Mother Raised Me In The Church. I Was Not Allowed To Stay Home On Sunday; There Was No Option. I Sang In The Choir All The Way Up Until I Went To College.

I'm Not A Good Mother At All.