The Best Time To Laugh Is Anytime

Putting People In A Room And Strapping Wires To Their Wrist To Find Out If I Make Them Tingle When I'm Telling Them About Beirut Is A Long Way From Edward R. Murrow.

A Few Weeks After My Surgery, I Went Out To Play Catch With My Golden Retriever. When I Bent Over To Pick Up The Ball, My Prosthesis Fell Out. The Dog Snatched It, And I Found Myself Chasing Him Down The Road Yelling "hey, Come Back Here With My Breast!"

I've Heard It Said That The First Law Of Journalism Is To Confirm Existing Prejudice, Rather Than Contradict It.

I Am Not For Abortion; Nobody Is For Abortion. I Am For Your Right To Make Your Own Hard Choices In This World.

In The Coldest February, As In Every Other Month In Every Other Year, The Best Thing To Hold On To In This World Is Each Other.